Roastfolio turns awkward bullet points into a laugh, then turns the laugh into a sharper resume, LinkedIn bio, cover letter, and interview prep.
One free roast. No credit card required.
Roast verdict
“Microsoft Word is not a personality trait.”
Built for the first draft
Roastfolio is new, so we will not invent a wall of testimonials. Here is what we are committing to from day one.
Your resume stays yours—we use it to generate your result, not to make you a product.
The roast targets the resume, never the person. Useful honesty first, chaos second.
Every Fix Me result is written to be clear, credible, and ready to edit.
One upload, two moods
Start with the version that makes you laugh, then switch to the version that makes recruiters pause.
Upload your resume and get a sharp, share-worthy read on vague claims, sleepy skills, and bullets that say almost nothing.
Example roast
“‘Helped with marketing’ is not a bullet point. It is a witness protection program.”
Fix Me
Rewrite bullets with clearer impact, stronger verbs, and language that still sounds like you.
Generate a LinkedIn bio, tailored cover letter, and practice answers for the questions waiting in your next interview.
Choose your comeback
Try the roast for free. Upgrade when you want more revisions and a complete job-search kit.
For seeing what your resume has been getting away with.
$0
For active job hunts, career pivots, and never sending the same draft twice.
$9/mo
For a polished, complete set of materials before you apply.
$29
Give Roastfolio the draft you are avoiding. We will give you a reason to laugh—and a better version to send.